Memories of secondary school

I feel a bit nostalgic reading the blog of an elderly woman recounting how she fell in lust at the ripe old age of 13. Curiously enough, she called the object of her affection Ah Beh (horsey) and I was thinking "WTF, he must be a stallion in bed". But then, any dude must be "gifted" in the eyes of a virgin, no?

Ages ago, I went to an all-boys school that happens to be near an all-girls school. A popular meeting place is the the McDonald's that sits half way between the schools. I must say I had fun during those relatively innocent days. The not-yet-legal girls will do outrageous things to impress the boys, and vice versa.

During those times, the last page of the Form One textbook has graphics showing how the male and female reproduction systems function. When the girls saw guys coming, they will turn to that page and start discussing "the topic" loudly. Go figure.

One particular incident that remains cystal clear on my mind is when a girl (who happens to be my neighbourt) gives a blowjob to a banana right in front of 10 guys.

Ah, those were the days. *wipes away tears of nostalgia* These days, when this dirty old man wants an eyeful of secondary school girls, he poses as a begger outside Assunta Girls' School.

Some things never change. Those fresh young things still try to attract the attention of every guy that pases their way ... even a sorry-looking fella old enough to be their father.

For those readers with daughters or sisters, please note that I will never lay a hand on anyone who is below legal age. So there's no need to stand guard 24 hours outside Assunta.